snow-angel-castiel: aangnog: probend: PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
westbor0baptistchurch: inbox: does tumblr have cheat codes it’s called being physically attractive
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
castiel-counts-deans-freckles: nicolex69: lady-tyrell: i want the last episode of supernatural to be happy and them all alive and driving into the sunset in the impala and it fades to black and then you just hear dean go “oh fuck we forgot about adam” AND THAT’S WHERE THE MOVIE STARTS
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: I once retold that joke: “On a scale of Jack Harkness to John Watson, how out of the closet are you?” while visiting my family. My brother didn’t even glance up from what he was doing, and answered with “Arthur Pendragon.”
zonkypuff: my favourite thing about marvel movies is the sense of unity between the people who know to stay until after the credits
internetexplorers: if you try to call me “sweetie” or “honey” or “sweetheart” when we’re arguing may god help you because i will actually scratch your face off