May 2009
WatchThis makes my want to be a Trekkie… kind of.
marissamarie007:
danmeth:
Trek Yourself! I made a brand-new cartoon for Comedy Central’s Atom.com that spoofs the new Star Trek movie. My version imagines what it would have been like if this prequel was made in the 80’s/90’s heyday of teen comedies. Kirk, Spock, and the gang in high school… hmmmm.
Starring: Drew Nelson, Nick Ross, Mark...
Alexander Hamilton: A funny Subject
Me: So I am doing my paper for history on Alexander Hamilton.
Natalie: that's cool.
Me: Jeff said that Alexander Hamilton is a distant reletive of his.
Natalie: oh that's cool...Alexander Hamilton, he was a founding father, right?
Me: yah.
Natalie: Then doesn't that mean we're all related to him?
Me: (while giggling) no, Natalie.
Natalie: (weird confused look)
Me: They're not the fathers of the American people they are the fathers of the country.
Natalie: oh (hysteric laughter)
Devil in to it a Freudian slip
Setting: the first part takes place about 12:30 at night between me and my 3 year old niece Sydney, she was playing barbies and I was on the computer.
Me: (Typing on the Computer)
Sydney: Aunt Becky do you know if you mix milk with blood you get choclate milk? (Sydney smiles oddly at my freaked out expression.)
Me: (Try to ignore the odd comment and go back to typing)
Sydney: You know if I broke my neck I would have blood here, and here, and here, and some here (as she points to her arms and head)
Me: Okay I think it is time for bed.
Setting 2: The kitchen of the same house and me and my mom discuss the possible meaning behind those words.
Me: So Sydney said some creepy things last night...(I recount the previous conversation)
Mom: That's creepy... the boy was hit by a car in front of our house.
Me: yah, and he could have been killed by his neck breaking.
Mom: True. I wonder what the boy's name was...I hope it wasn't Adam. (Adam is a random name she named one of her toys)
Me: Wouldn't that be so creepy... how would we find that out.
Mom: We could look into the newspapers and look back to see if it was in the papers... We should Devil into it.
Me: DEVIL into it?
Mom: Yah, when you look into something.
Me: Don't you mean Delve into it.
Mom: yah, (we both go into hysteric laughter)
Setting 3: The kitchen of the same house a different day me, Natalie(sister), Marissa(aunt), and Sydney.
Marissa: Hey Sydney, who's Adam?
Sydney: My horsey.
Natalie and Me: (sigh of relief)
Marissa: Who told you how to make chocolate milk?
Sydney: Mike.
Marissa and Me: (exchange an uneasy look since we don't know a Mike)
Natalie: OH, I knew it was Mike!
Marissa and Me: Huh?
Natalie: That's G's friend,(our older sisters boyfriend who gets Syd to say weird things)
Marissa and Me: oh...
Why God gives hot men stutters?
Me: I wonder if God gives hot men stutters so they don't become narcassitic jerks?
Natalie: That makes sense. I wounder if that's why God made me fat?
Me: Yah, God Force fed you.
Natalie: What?
Me: Natalie we were born immature.
Natalie: What? Don't you mean premature.
Natalie and Me: (hysteric laughter insues because of our stupidity)
Futuristic Ham
Natalie: What are we having for dinner dad?
Dad: That, (points to the left over Ham Steak on the counter)
Natalie: We're just having that one?
Jared: (in a believable voice) Yah, you put it in the oven and it expands
Natalie: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jared: (starts to smile)
Dad: (looks at Natalie like she's an idiot)
Natalie: (very serious and pissed tone) It doesn't does it
Dad: No, do you think we're in the future.
“That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast”
– myspace button
“Don’t underestimate me because of my kindness…push my button one...”
– another random myspace quote
“I didn’t trip I was just testing gravity…it still works.”
– random button on myspace
Tony after Ziva's driving
Tuesday Tweets II
only part of the post but if smoking diminishes your salvation then half of my family is headed for hell. lol.
danyoungblog:
And here it is, as promised, my second post covering my favourite @replies from Twitter. My addiction for Twitter has lessened over the past few days, but I’m not quitting it any time soon, your responses are just far too entertaining!
Here’s this weeks top 5 replies...
“Cas I would sell the Impala for you”
– Dean Winchester—> random fanfiction 